It’s like the evangelicals: we hate sodomites and they’ll burn in the fires of hell.

Please allow me to translate republican for you.

If the church had managed to keep the abuse under wraps for a few more years they could’ve made a couple of bucks off Betsy Devos’s school vouchers.

To paraphrase Mort Sahl:

To paraphrase Mort Sahl:

Clearly his legal assistance was ineffective—-the jury acquitted him of the most serious charges:(

And who could forget Demi Moore looking like a bike-messenger sex worker from the old west?

And what about the dropped assault charges against her brother?

Dan Schneider isn’t leaving Nickelodeon until the last little girl has been diddled; if I was his wife I’d poison him slow......

Gay and trans republicans like Caitlyn and Peter Thiel enrage me.

His girlfriend (Jen Syme) was headed to Marilyn Manson’s house when she crashed her Jeep; she’d been indulging in some powdered refreshments at the time. The film Muholland Drive is dedicated to her; she did a lot of work with David Lynch.

My first thought was, “Hmm, isn’t Dan Schneider that paedophillic Nickelodeon producer who molested Amanda Bynes and fathered Jamie Spears baby?”

He’d get a pass for fathering his own grandchildren because Ivanka’s hot.

I don’t know why but I’m fascinated Putin has a chunky dog.

Oh, you know how it is with trolls—-they never really go away.

Well, they certainly are sending Washington a message, right?

Of course this was done by liberals! The libtards hate Israel ‘cause they like to cozy up to them brown-skinned Palestinnies!

Slightly off topic: when I was done watching it I was so incensed I started googling to see if anyone else had problems with Belle’s behavior.

Beast didn’t pressure her—-Belle offered to stay! She was the one who offered the terms of the agreement!

I chose not to breed; it seemed to be the safer option;)