I wasn’t going to say anything because I don’t like to denigrate the appearance of other women, but when I saw her my first thought was:

I’m Greta Van Susteren and I approve this message.

His Christmas card this year is literally just going to be a screen shot of that paragraph.

Are you serious? There are women in Slavic and third world countries sleeping in unheated huts and going to bed hungry every night.

Hey, that’s the only honest answer he’s given during his whole campaign.

Doesn’t Drudge live in Florida with his Latino boyfriend?

I don’t mean any disrespect to Tiffany, but I assume Trump loves Ivanka more because she’s prettier.

Not to be pedantic, but the tweet should say Trump never compliments anyone but BUT IVANKA.

“A four year abusive marriage” is a perfect analogy.

“Don’t get so emotional!”

But what happens when your freedom wand is too big to fit into a holster?

I know, right?

He looks like a corn-pone Charlie Manson, actually.

Are you a thinnish as well as short? I buy all my clothes in the kids department—-the pants are exactly the right length, the blazers fit perfectly and the tights don’t bag at my ankles.

I find it ironic his daddy wrote “Woman is the Nigger of the World.”

At first I thought it was a photo of Genesis P-Orrige, but obviously I was mistaken.

That was my thought as well.

You know what I find really funny about the Hillary-terminal-illness schtick? Most people would rather vote for Tim Kaine anyway; he’s got no baggage and he doesn’t freak out the closet misogynists.

Whispers of NAMBLA? Posters of scantily-clad little girls disappearing? I’m not saying there’s a a connection, but where was Cheeto Benito when Jonbenet was killed?