tightassandronicus
TightAssAndronicus
tightassandronicus

White male under age 40 = boy

Tyga and Kylie were rumored to have been dating for almost year (and some allege even longer) before her 18th birthday. And they’d been “friends” since she was at least 14.

Republicans can get away with saying anything—-lies are the new truth.

When did the every last assjack turn into the patriotism police?

TRIGGER WARNING: this photo contains toes you will never unsee, fleshy digits that will tip-tap through your nightmares for eternity.

As someone with experience in the field, is it a red flag for someone like him—-a frat bro in the making who looks like the villain in a John Hughes movie—-to seek out partners who are cognitively impaired?

Abused women have to options:

It’s odd to see so many replies—-on Jezebel of all places—-questioning the mother’s right to breastfeed wherever she damn well pleases.

As a fellow bug-hater I suggest you buy a personal bug zapper—-it looks like a combination tennis racket/electrified fence. I sleep with mine like a soldier sleeps with his gun.

Bad idea: getting back together with man who doesn’t trust you to be in the same COUNTRY as your ex-husband.

I’m so confused by this; if she’s out why hasn’t she been declared a suppressive person?

I’m afraid some nut will assassinate Hillary and we’ll be stuck with her forced-birther VP pick. I don’t care how Dad-like he is; his namby-pamby record on abortion and the death penalty indicate he can’t be trusted.

I know what film they’ll be playing at the next Bush family movie night;)

This probably isn’t the right forum for this, but I always struggle with deciding when it’s acceptable to cast blame in domestic situations.

Someone really needs to get a peek at that her citizenship application; did she lie about being a college graduate? I’m guessing yes—-everyone Trump-adjacent is incapable of telling the truth under any circumstances.

Plus, what if there’s some cracker on the jury who’s going to be negatively influenced by the pin?

Someone needs to create a meme noting Hillary’s coat was made in Milan by union employees who get 8 weeks of paid vacation every year and Ivana’s dress was made by an impoverished Chinese sweat shop worker.

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Although I understand why Scientologists would be turned on by his fascism I can’t believe any woman of size would stump for Trump.

Hate to be that person, but Kat Von D is garbage ‘cause she doesn’t know the difference between “paid” and “payed.”