The only thing that really irked me was the way Winona’s financial troubles were completely glossed over. When you’re broke poverty suffuses every aspect of your life; who the hell paid for the faux funeral? And why was the family in that snazzy new house in the last scene?

I don’t know about her record raising them, but her record of protecting domestic animals is for shit.

I want to see her try that shit with Wendy Deng. Busboys would be mopping up blood ‘til the breakfast shift.

Are you sure those 70s boy idols were marketed to preteen girls? ‘Cause looking at them now as an adult I get a creepy pedophile chicken hawk vibe.

In 2015 they were the 15th most dangerous profession: http://time.com/4326676/danger…

Did you stop taking the pill? I never had acne but when I went off the pill at 40 my pores went INSANE. That was 5 years ago, and it’s never gotten a whit better.

Do you only recruit gay boys or do you also accept the Lebanese?

How do any of them get laid?

It’s awful, but if Ailes was that bold his tactics must’ve had a decent success rate—-who wants to come forward and say, “Yeah, I blew that old goat for my high-profile job—-what of it?”

If it makes you feel better I’m pretty sure this yabo’s “real America” doesn’t include Native Americans, and they’ve been here for a millenia.

Naomi Wolf is a rabidly insane anti-vaxxer who thinks Obama is coming for her guns.

Of course those dogs are commies; they don’t work for a living, do they?

“Open up the libel laws?”

Penitentiary dining will do that to you.

She definitely had the lip pontoons and a modest nose job, but I really think the different eyes are just a result of better eye makeup and lash extensions.

Am I the only one who pictures her moping around the Palin doublewide like a lovesick suitor, desperately waiting for Trump to invite her onto his presidential ticket AKA the prom?

But it doesn’t matter how many votes Trump falls short—-it can be fifty or fifty million. The story will be the same: libtards stole the election.

Your family is adorable and you are very kind for adopting a doggy without eyes.

For me the series of texts exchanged after he got out of the suicide car are the clincher.

What we really need to do is demolish that damn bus. Nothing to see here, folks!