Yeah, you’d hate to miss all of those undefended passes between defenders a million miles from the goal or passes back to the keeper.

This will remain in the grays for no one to see, but I’ve actually thought of 2 advances that would make soccer infinitely more watchable and enjoyable.

That sound you may or may not have heard was Beasley’s PCL disintegrating.

He’s definitely a doofus. But he’s also definitely NOT swinging the club backwards. If you’re clueless about something you should probably just stop commenting about it.

Word out of State College is they’re already getting ready to build him a statue...

More falls in one sequence than knee braces worn...that’s impressive!

These jokes pretty much write themselves now, don’t they?

+ 1 Lake Wobegon child

That Alabama fan’s mom has a nice basement. I bet she’ll be mad when she finds out her degenerate son broke her TV.

Salt Lake City would like a word with you...

Where are you getting your information? JWs have surgery all the time. They aren’t anti-surgery or medical treatment. They are anti-blood transfusion.

His religion doesn’t prohibit hip replacements. I’ve replaced hips and knees in Jehovah’s Witnesses before. Their religion prohibits blood transfusions, which is an occasional consequence of big surgeries. Transfusions are much less common now than just a few years ago even, thanks to medications like tranexamic acid.…

Hey, everyone might have missed this, but the Warriors blew a 3-1 series lead to these same Cavaliers earlier this year in the NBA Finals.

You probably wouldn’t be surprised how many people “slip in the shower” and end up with a shampoo bottle up their rectum or vagina. What are the odds of that? Pretty good, apparently...

I’m a lifelong Duke basketball fan (father attended law school there), but Grayson Allen is a little bitch, and I told my dad that in a text a few minutes ago. Or a pussy. I hope someone goes Kermit Washington on his smug little face. At the very least Coach K should suspend him for a bunch of games until he gets his…

Do you think he can hold all of his conference and national championship trophies in that glove? Oh wait...

Wright state, wrong school...

The good news is that the Rams will be able to pick from Chip Kelly and Rex Ryan as their new head coach this offseason!

Just came here to say...fuck this guy. Seriously. Fuck Art Briles.

Except traveling and a double dribble are two completely different infractions. One happens multiple times a game in the NBA and goes uncalled and the other should be a never miss call for a professional referee.