This is crazy. What video are you watching? So that means that the skater that hit her hand, when it was allegedly inside the black cones, was also skating inside the black cones? Ok, Bro...

+1 greenstick fracture

Don’t you mean bicycle kick?

And even then it was his own teammate, Roy Hall, that did him in. That was a painful couple of months.

Having “set” lots and lots of fractures (a 5 year orthopedic surgery residency at a busy level 1 trauma center affords you lots of “learning opportunities”), I can say that in every case, the patient felt better and had less pain once the limb was realigned. Spasming muscles pulling on unstable long bone fractures is…

Uhh, from what size cracker jacks box did you get your medical degree? You obviously googled and pasted the SER and Toddler’s fracture injury, but the metaphysis is not “the middle of the bone.” That would be the diaphysis, not the metaphysis.

Go fuck yourself.

You know what else that clip showed? Amari Cooper’s IQ being reduced by half. Going from 18 to 9 IQ points is really going to set him back.

Has anyone named Ethan ever done anything remotely athletic?

Would they take the paycut?

Well, the good news for Bowen is, if the university investigators are anything like Rick Pitino, they’ll be finished in seconds.

This is amazing. Kudos to you, and may you be anointed airplane czar of the world.

I disagree here. I think you must have missed the part where they said she had a head injury. This would be easy to tell based on where they were (bottom of a hill or in a ravine, for example), as well as what evidence they found on the shirt around her head (for example, blood). With the body decomposing, a shirt…

“I don’t want to disparage giving of any sort...” but then I’m going to spend 2 paragraphs disparaging giving.

Fuck these cheaters. Should be banned for life.

End of the year? Dream on. He’s gone before the end of October.

Top 10-15 in the US maybe. He was a dwarf, and the fact that we are debating him being maybe the best player in US history says all you need to know about the sorry ass state of US soccer.

This is actually the best outcome. Now we get to read circlejerk articles for the next 4 years on how great Pulisic is and how he’s going to save American soccer.

Little brother is pissed off it seems. Can’t wait for douchebag Harbaugh’s presser.

Boo hoo. I feel badly for the American but the others can suck an egg. It’s a big enough of a disadvantage already being an Americanborn tennis player, and giving scholarships to foreigners (many of whom probably played semi-professionally in their home countries but would have rendered Americans ineligible) only…