Two words: paintball gun. We have a little slow moving waterway in our backyard, so between the months of March and November our yard was a goose haven. Then my wife got me a paintball gun for Christmas. Never been happier to see geese in my yard before.

You must have missed where he said he went to Rutgers...

Read the first paragraph a couple of times. Thought it said “Hitlers beware.”

As someone who doesn’t eat at Olive Garden, because, ya know, it's Olive Garden, please describe in more detail the consistency you want in the bechamel. Thank you.

Both fans in attendance were not amused.

Fellow Spartan Plaxico Burress approves with two barrels up!!

Came here to make a similar comment but you beat me to it.

What was that joker #16 for Stuttgart raising his arms all about? Surely he couldn't have been signaling for the linesman to call offsides, right? But what else would it be? I'm beginning to think that no one understands that (easy to understand) rule, even professional soccer players.

Also, since Blue Jays are also birds, the #IBackTheBirds kind of doesn't work.

You must be new here...

“Great try on defense there, Derrick!”

“And here I thought I was the only ‘Sconnie who nailed it on the side.”

Appears to be missing the middle finger past the PIP joint, but the ring and small fingers are more difficult to see. My guess is at least one phalanx on each, but flexed on that X Ray (so viewed on end).

+1 cream-filled cannoli.

Both the National Zoo in DC and the San Diego Zoo have live cameras of their panda bears that are streamed on the Internet.

My 9-year old daughter loves pandas. Is obsessed with them in fact. She has twenty stuffed pandas, draws them, and watches Panda Cam on her iPad.

What’s the antidote?

Lots of bad advice here.

“What’s the big deal?”

False.