I read on the internet that everybody in the 80s had AIDS. Fuck that.

Jesus H. Christ, as an old (am in my 40s) I lived in a world that had no internet and people were just fine. Nor were they just randomly getting struck down by malaria or polio or whatever. Since I’m an Asian woman, racism and sexism are the things that would keep me from going too far back but I’d certainly be happy…

Mythological Punishment Counterpoint: Actually, the boulder that Sisyphus carried up the hill every day was a wheel.

Enjoy your next 0-0 soccer tie.

Jimmy Haslam’s idea was to give them a $50 million rebate payable in expired coupons.

There are literally no moderate GOP candidates. Kaisch sounds the most sane, and he’s gutted the state’s education funding (much to the detriment of its nationwide rankings), defunded planned parenthood as thoroughly as he could, drastically cut the ability of unions to negotiate (hmm, maybe the teacher’s union’s lack…