You can probably cross off “criminal mastermind.”

Holy crap, what a total tool!  I used douche in a post earlier on this moron, I’m generally struggling to find swear words appropriate for this dipshit.  I think I’ll go with inmate.  Seriously though, what a glorious series of events leading up to his arrest.  Amazing self-own.  

I have a family member who married into an obscenely wealthy family. One Thanksgiving, my parents and I met them at this house in Malibu that their spouse’s mother owned. They didnt bring any staff, so it was just us. My mom accidentally broke a glass in the kitchen and asked where the broom was so she could sweep it…

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Hmmm...no. Season 6 was clearly running on fumes, but it wasn't soulless, laughless simulacrum like season 4.

“Thank God for white cheddar Cheetos, instead of the orange Cheetos. I had to switch!”

Really 21 minutes due to commercials.

I’m still amazed at how much story they managed to cram into 21 minutes.

Well, you’ll never be nouveau riche trash with THAT attitude, Fiona.

“Kelly and Kim, two very wealthy white beige ladies”

Since it’s easier on everyone to just pick a uniform, I can only assume she (like some of these brides you mention) is too cheap to pay for uniforms for the staff. Much better to make them buy their own clothes that conform to a bunch of vague paint colors.

Plenty of jobs have dress codes, but like, YEESH.

They are called “Alexes”

Yeah it’s funny how she seems to think “just a color palette!” is more low-key than a literal uniform. This brand of idiocy seems to have made its way into bridal media in the last several years. So now you've got “I’m so chill and offbeat, not like those traditional bridezillas!” types declaring that, instead of them…

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I generally don’t care about the 1%. Do you boo.

If there’s a dress code or uniform, shouldn’t she be paying for the clothing?

She is sooo basic boring.

Nothing says “zen” like extreme rigidity in every element within your line of sight. I’m pretty sure it was one of the Eightfold Paths the Buddha taught. 

I’ve worked some shitty jobs in my life, but never one where I had to start the morning by arguing in the foyer about whether my outfit was beige enough to please Kimmie Bear. Poor bastards.

Queen Victoria was onto something with the white wedding dress trend. Whenever I see wealthy people wearing all white and dealing with small children, that’s how I know they have an army of help behind the scenes to clean it all up.