Sample call:

“I contacted like... 20 of the victims families to see if they would let me make money off of their pain, and each said nothing.”

“But the Ouija board said yes.”

All jokes aside, that is a horrible attempt at making yourself out to be on the side of right in this situation. If this was a news story, I could see you…

“incredible group of researchers”

If I were one of the victims families I wouldn’t have responded to Ryan Murphy either just based on the type of shows he makes and how he handles them, I just wouldn’t trust him. I do think he handled the Nicole Brown Simpson case with tact but that seems to be the exception not the rule with him.

He maybe should have kept his mouth shut. Attempting to contact 20 people with a 0% response rate seems...statistically improbable. It leads one to question how those contacts were attempted. Did he go to his balcony and yell? Did they send letters addressed to “Dahmer’s victim’s family, Milwaukee USA, probably”?…

That should’ve been your first hint, Ryan.

I might be misreading here but...

I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure Keanu Reeves was friends with River Phoenix. 

What a load of horseshit. He said Keanu and he meant Keanu. This isn’t even a competent denial.

Two men, born outside of Canada, but raised in Canada until their teens, when they took up acting.

God spare me the ramblings of yet another entitled mediocre white man. I read the most poignant tweet yesterday and wish I could tell you who wrote it but it essentially said it took $9M for Perry to get off drugs but we’re all wondering why the people in Appalachia can’t get it done. The actual nerve of this guy. 

Ive always said Keanu is like a capybara. An invasive species that is so cool and gets along with everyone that everyone loves when they appear. I mean, these things are CHILL. I knew of Keanu bc of bill and Ted. I grew up on those films and all of his other films. No one has beef with Keanu. But to wish him DEAD?!…

I’m not familiar with Phoenix’s oeuvre, so can’t comment on that. But as someone who has always enjoyed Chris Farley’s energy, it is objectively hilarious (in a very dark way admittedly) to me to react to the death of the co-star of Black Sheep and Tommy Boy with “I can’t believe this creative genius died while…

I think the most interesting thing about Brady, when compared to all of the obviously monomaniacal athletes who have reached the pinnacle of their respective sports, is that he doesn’t appear to have any sort of vices that are understandable as a way to blow off steam and relax.

Michael Jordan was a gambling addict.…

I thought something similar - he must be empty inside so as to keep chasing what he knows best and what he is best at doing - work, sports playing, whatever the profession is - and just pour himself into that. I think it is genuinely a psychosis at this point. I was thinking of what you are mentioning too because I…

I think he is monomaniacal about football to the exclusion of everything else. In all the years he’s been in the spotlight I’ve never seen much in the way of recognizable emotion from him. As he’s aged he’s turned into a machine that seems only focused on keeping his 40+ year-old body competitive with guys half his…

It’d be hard for most people in Gisele’s position to come to any other conclusion than that Brady hates them and hates being married to them? He’s accomplished everything there is to accomplish at his chosen profession, multiple times over. He’s achieved the pinnacle, something that is extremely difficult to do even…

She clearly doesn’t understand this issue. In a pre-Twitter world, I believe it would have been possible for someone to sit her down, have a discussion with her, and get her to understand that acknowledging trans people doesn’t actually take away from her own femininity. (She thinks her rights have been infringed…

quite possible they have the same representation.