I’m wrong, but so are you.

I know it’s been a while since I read it, but that scene felt much much longer than 15 pages. Iirc, it was quite a few chapters with him in the other dimension or whatever sexing up the sex goddess and all so she could gift him with that shadow cloak. The pirates (were there pirates mentioned?) and the shipwreck would…

Ok, I kind of enjoyed the first book even though the main character is the biggest example of self-insert Gary Stu. Then I mostly hate-read the second book. The hundreds of pages of sexing up the sex goddess was the straw that broke the camels back, especially after he described a whole shipwreck event in a single…

I wonder if the adaptation of the second book will include the long scene where the 16 year old hero shacks up with a sex goddess and blows her away with his awesome lovemaking ability.

Salaam, little one. We should have protected you. I’m sorry we let you down.

“Oh... a needle to the spine. [whew] OK, spinal tap, got it.”

Aww hell, I woke up in this world again.

Watch out for seagulls on your way out!

When Yoda turned R2 into a metal drum I lost it.

Actual tears of laughter. Goddamn, I needed that today.

It’s not quite as good as Bushes of Love, but it still pretty good. I love BLR music videos.

I think I’ve figured out why this year is so horrible. The Trump family is using black magic to siphon the life force of so many good and creative people to fuel the success of their patriarch.

2016 can go to a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

I should also point out that in the acknowledgments, she dedicates this book to Melissa Mathison, Ford’s second wife.

Fun fact: the princes of Stormhold are numbered 1 - 7. Roman numerals are embroidered or form patterns on their costumes.

I, too, am pregnant, and while not American, will obviously be continuing my nightly tradition of doing the same, regardless of holiday or foodstuff. You, comrade, are a paragon of decorum for eating over the sink. I have just been kneeling, vacant-eyed, bathed in the cold glow of the open refrigerator door light as…

The McFlys, from the original, pre-timetravel timeline.

Thor, Odin and Loki

House Harkonnen

What about the sons of the king of Stormhold, who live (and die) by the motto, there can be only one?