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This is always gonna be my favorite - his reaction to baby pope.

I’m going to miss him so much!

#HappyHalloween

Twitter was full of zingers in that same vein on Friday:

Oh dear.

Wasn’t she already pregnant when the first shitstorm broke? That’s a pretty big incentive to try to work it out.

OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE HORRIBLE.

No, fuck YOU. It is not Huma’s fault. Why don’t you go woman-blame yourself off a tall building.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts

It’s like siding with the SA over the SS.

Trump is one of the plagues of Egypt. Boils, locusts, orange sex criminal with tiny hands, death of the firstborns.

Satan: yaaaah, hellfire, torment, pain!!!

Legit. The guy I’m dating always wants to talk about the election and does not seem to comprehend that this causes my vagina to seek safety by attempting to climb inside my uterus.

I think it was God punishing us for not appreciating President Obama.

I bet it would just blow this dude’s mind to know that I don’t want to be groped by legitimately attractive men, let alone Trump.

If God did send us Donald Trump, I’m pretty comfortable signing myself up for Satan’s hordes. I mean, if we ever needed a clear sign of which side we should be on in this whole thing and who the real bad guy is, I feel like Trump would be it

I believe Donald Trump is one of the handsomest billionaires that’s ever lived; I don’t think he ever had to grope a single woman ever. I think they threw themselves at him, so it’s all a lie.

I mean, if it’s real then that leopard had serious problems, starting with its cheetah fur.