Was the ice biting?

At first, I asked myself how he was allowed to play all 162 games without losing his job.

They should put him in a bell jar at the international bureau of weights and measures, to be used for comparison to other players for all time.

The mega-douchebag demographic has been saturated. Good riddance.

Concur. It ain’t collusion, it’s that older/declining players have become ridiculously expensive as compared to younger guys. Hosmer, Martinez, Moustakas, Arrieta - who actually wants to pay any of these guys $20m+ for the next 5-7 years? I wouldn’t take a bet that all four of those guys will actually be good next…

For a long time the union has been protecting the interests of older veteran players at the expense of younger players. As a result, the cost differential between young and old players has become so large that teams (except for the Giants) are basically only rostering young players, because they’re so cheap. So,…

“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”

People in visors are assholes.

Did she ever win a single race? I’m too lazy to google it.

I will often stand and pee after I’m done taking a crap (and wiping). I don’t know why, but it’s hard for me to get a solid flow going sitting down. Probably should have a doctor look at that...

Wow, whoever could have imagined shady recruiting by a Bruce Pearl staff? Auburn hired him while he was still under a three-year show-cause penalty from his tenure at Tennessee. 

You havea nicea racea here. It’d be a shamea anything happena to it.

That kind of finish hasn’t been seen since the Laff-A-Lympics in 1977 when the Dread Baron and Mumbly switched the arrow on the detour sign.

I ran my first marathon this weekend. They would have had to have given the leaders a 2-hour tour of the city in order for me to pass them for the win.

Anyone running a marathon in 2:12 isn’t “a random dude.” But you’re correct that without the mislead runners losing about two minutes he wasn’t likely to win.

How would that work though? Then there’d only be about 8-12 schools total that would be worth a damn because they’d be the only ones that could pay up the big bucks to get the big recruits....

You mean the market would decide the actual worth of these players? Sounds fine to me.

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

I can’t find a Let’s Play of this on Youtube.