Nice to see Jeremy Lin back in NY

And how tall are you?

I don’t want a team if it comes at the expense of another fanbase. I don’t wish that pain on anyone.

I’m doing this to demonstrate my leadership.

The Rapes Of Wrath - A novel by Ben Roethlisberger

Hey, the guy’s not made of money and anyway he already owns a deluxe rotating tie rack and a Shake Weight.

it was a groupon deal he only spent like 3 grand

I don’t work for Jezebel, but YOU’RE HIRED!

Avril died in 2003

oh good lord... not a born again... those are the worst

“So tell me the news Doc. Is it bad?”

How could they tell the injury was affecting his throws? Were they starting to hit the intended targets?

It’s like the writers built in a failsafe in case of emergency.

Journalism pet peeve= “alleged victim.”

Well, he hasn’t violated #3, and he seems to REALLY care about #4.

coach Bobby Petrino noted his efforts to “develop a culture of accountability that everyone in our program must live up to.”

don’t you have some video game to play?

Well Cooper appears to have just died, which will hurt his trade value.

That Vanderbilt player got hit so hard he’s going to have to transfer to Florida to pass any of his classes.