“John 0:16" was the best sign I saw today at the parade. (Cavs in 4!)

Spoiler alert: He’s fat.

“We don’t play for participation trophies”
You don’t play at all, dip shit. 

That yard sale should put a dent in his $30,000 debt.

Secure Community...

Walmart is too full of human garbage. It’s like a prison that sells things.

One store does not represent all of retail. I agree BB&B is a horrible customer experience with crap everywhere and nearly impossible to navigate, but that’s not what every store is like.

Horrifying stuff, but surely it would of been quicker to leave on the Germany side?

The worst thing you can say about Obama is “community organizer”. How the fuck can you compare any of those three to the conservative turds this country keeps electing?

Time stamps are for nerds.

Same. I have two wonderful little girls and I fear for their future all the time now.

To rape a student athlete.

Because you replied 90 goddamn seconds after it was posted.

Everyone who’s ever lived in Pennsylvania.

This would have never happened at Siri High School or Alexa Prep.

I understand you cannot wish for a Rothlisberger injury, but know that I am wishing for a Rothlisberger injury for the both of us.

Still not the dumbest shit seen written on a red hat.

I guess we differ in not wishing Roethlisberger injuries.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

“Hola, Amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been pretty fucked up...”