That first sentence makes me feel awful for any English teacher you’ve ever had.

I’m personally enjoying it as well. I think it’s because

A) Sports fans love greatness

Reminds me of when they introduced Saban to the toothless horde and a lady came out of nowhere screaming, “THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU NICK SABAN!”

Cashier: Are you guys gonna rob the store?

Tiger has already exceeded his mantra of three holes and a heartbeat.

Oh shit I forgot that was tonight! So TOMORROW is the day everyone will be too hungover to write.

I miss my Fatty.

This one is currently on concussion protocol, after numerous raids on would be trick or treaters. Glass doors and such.

Big cats are best cats.

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America!!!”

“Shit. I spent 3 dollars on this Ben McAdoo haircut, and now I’m getting thrown out before he sees me.”

The “companion” is an “I’ve berated an assistant manager at Kohl’s on Black Friday” starter pack.

The Chargers would kill for attendance like that!

There’s no doubt he gets cut. If there’s one thing the NFL has always been clear on it’s that they have a hard moral line about domestic violence that cannot be crossed by 30 year old third stringers at a position where the team’s depth is ok.

I have confidence he would show up at an alt-right rally

And that’s a picture of him with the best looking hair i’ve ever seen him have.

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

The Bowling Green Massacre.

I’m not short I’m a MEDIUM sized boy

Libertarian needs help.

News at 11.