Non-Plump Trump Stumps For Heffalump Rump Hump And Bump For Scotch Triumph

Another terrible example of CTE: Cheerleader Too Early.

Damn, shit is bleak for the L.A Chargers at stubhub.

rose colored glasses for sure. see you in 30 years when you star in your own bus hood riding video

Somehow I didn’t realize you could buy a “TRUMP SUCKS” hat until your post. Thank you for alerting me to this.

adults these days are the worst, suddenly thinking the youth of the world has gone to shit. i’m like bro, THAT WAS US

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

what the trump, he’s got an NRA hat, why didn’t he just shoot the damn bus and claim he was standing his ground?

Seriously. Let him go into Washington in a couple weeks with something called a “Cooper Rush” at QB and see how he feels.

“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? If I knew that that sort of thing was frowned upon..”

Clicked on the link thinking, “this’ll be stupid.”

For about the first 5 seconds, I didn’t realize the video speed was altered and thought ‘holy hell, he’s not taking much time to size this up’

A pedant, however, is very likely to get hung up on inane details.

I liked the minimalist Jim Tomsula quote. A rope that won’t fray on you, that’s handy.

There was this movie about a big boat that sank. Can’t remember the name...

Nope, that all came right from the diaphragm. And it was also not funny there.

Just moved to the area at the beginning of this year. Can someone tell me why the fuck?

Mina Kimes for the win.

Yeah, it’s “mom.”