Probably won’t make a lot of difference, but Jeff George Jr. has never been expected to start. It’s Crouch.

It’s about damn time a college athletics program stood up to borrowing a roommate’s phone culture.

Pretty please let something go wrong and this turn into a curse on the franchise.

It’s going to take me an hour to finish the article because I keep scrolling back up to look at derpy lil Andy holding his torn book.

I love the level of thinking here. “We’d all be Millionaires.” Then they discuss selling the tape for 10 or 20k.

Why the fuck does her friend think she’d profit from the sex-tape too?

It’s because he has so much of his finite energy saved from never exercising. All that energy we waste moving around? He saved it, painstakingly, for 70 years so he could eat sub-par greasy chicken in bed. Probably saves more energy by shitting the bed.

My Uncle died from Rhys Hoskins Lymphoma.

Maybe they’re just clinically depressed on account of being the worst team in the league, several games behind even the blowful White Sox.

A Drew prediction that aged poorly? Color me shocked

On this pass from constantly underperforming QB Blake Bortles

Nah. This article reads EXACTLY like it was written in 2017, the year that Donald Fucking Trump occupied the White House.

You just know he has Takes about those lazy schoolteachers, too.

Woods said he had an “unexpected reaction” to prescription medication.

Panama City Beach. You can tell by their language

They’re called Croakies, you narc

I had to go show this to other people in my office. I have tears right now.

I just watched this at least 30 times in a row and was crying laughing by the 20th time. “What the fuck, Richard?”

Basements

I like this version of Jeff Sessions a lot more.