It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

Palmer: “Well, at least I’m still younger than Greg Oden.”

People who watch it?

“MLS is bad because it’s structured to avoid financial collapse that befall clubs in Europe and isn’t designed to push power and wealth to the very top clubs.

D.C. United drops upwards of $3.5 million plus a seven-figure salary to sign Paul Arriola today. LA drops $8 million to bring Carlos Vela to an expansion team. Dom Dwyer gets sold (between two MLS teams!) two weeks ago for $1.5 million.

Billy I think you’ve done it. You’ve finally written your worst piece on deadspin. You should be proud

I think the MLS may have fucked Billy’s mom.

Yeah, and maybe women just aren’t interested in professions like software engineering.

No shit. Is there a suicide hotline that can call him or something?

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

Jets Camp

That was my first NFL game. Me and 5 friends road-tripped from Nova Scotia even though none of us are Bills fans, just for the NFL experience. We stayed in Orchard Park, ate at some “pub” (meth lab) called the Towne House. Our waitress was an actual crackhead who went on about how they have great donuts in Toronto. We…

More fatteral for the hook-n-latteral.

Ain’t nobody banging those nerds at Olympic Village....

“My client doesn’t want this trash in their house.”
Layla Kiffin’s attorney, 2016.

Other things whose newness Mrs. Petchesky inquired about this summer:

When my oldest was a two-week-old newborn, I had him in his carseat, on the floor, next to the piano, where I sat on an inflatable rubber donut (omg the pain from that birth) and practiced for an upcoming audition. I didn’t know yet about having the arm of the carseat locked...so I when I picked up the carseat to move…

If you think about it enough, you realize that sports are almost entirely a waste of time. I don’t think about it too much because there is always a game to watch

The NBA also adjusted the schedule so, when in New York, teams will play the Knicks and Nets on back to back nights, with a day off before and after the games.

He said, in his shorts and Yankees shirt haha