I think you know the answer to that

Came for this sort of action:

“I’m talking to you, Bill and Frank.”

I miss seeing JaVale strolling around Denver on a Segway.

Is it just me or do the pictures seem to show Paulie losing a Riverdance battle?

Gotta go with the best fit for your team’s system.

It would be a smart idea for you to shut the fuck up and go back to fixing the Slurpee machine.

Who leaves a pony country like Poland?

The names are correct for most homers, and the faces are correct for most hits.

What if you were down 3 games to 1 in a seven-game series against one of the greatest NBA teams of all time?

If you don’t read EVERY communication from Ole Miss in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn, and start every paragraph by mentally adding “Ahh say, Ahh say...,” then what are we even doing here?

“Way ahead of you.”

+Colorado Rockies management+

This reminds me of when I was a kid, and was embroiled in an ongoing feud with the bully down the street. Except I rarely got any good shots in and ended up with constant anxiety and an inability to hold solid food down until his family finally moved a year or two later. Otherwise, just like this.

Blake Bortles promptly reeled off five service errors.

Jesus Christ even teenagers looked like they were 40 years old back in the 80s.

Also, now the hangovers come with a sense of creeping dread and foreboding doom. I don’t recall that aspect of hangovers from my 20s.

To paraphrase Chris Rock: I’m not saying I approve of what Tonya Harding did...but I understand.

That poor, poor family. Deprived of a full allotment of consonants ever since the Depression when Ricard Collinsworth had to sell them in order that wife Saly and son Carles could eat.

Thanks for proving my theory that the type of person who would recline their airline seat and the type of person who would call a perfect stranger a fuckface for no reason are the same person.

“3:45 am