Not seeing anything in the toddler range. Any chance you’ll be putting this on a onesie soon?

If they wanted to bring in an expert on widening the box, they should have called your mom.

Who’s this strapping young man at the top of the page? Why, he’s the very picture of virility and masculinity! He has the rich, lustrous locks of a young Warren Beatty. Surely such an active red-blooded person can be trusted!

I sincerely hope they choose a different interior designer than the person responsible for that godawful rug. Holy shit. Really stretching it going for the Imperial Roman Senator look in 2016.

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

Drew’s neck gives him a decided advantage in headbutting range. Refs and opposing players, managers, etc. who decide to jaw with him will think they are arguing at a safe distance...then BANG.

Relax guys - dude’s arm is covering the part about bringing all the jobs back and getting tougher with China on trade.

He’s about to have his record broken by Ezekiel Elliot, just leave him alone.

Guy who has Kevin Durant on his team complaining about uncalled travels?

I think everything will be utterly disorganized and chaotic, which is frankly the BEST case scenario. The whole thing truly saddens me and I can’t even look at the news anymore or else my chest starts to ache.

That’s cool. I won’t be speaking to mine for the next 4 years.

Are we sure this guy’s not American?

Yeah, that motherfucker is not elite.

When the Levy breaks

Hi, I can help with this:

were gonna do it like this, see...

At least Blue won something this week!

Unions are really having a rough week.

No

12s? Ugh, I haven’t been this angry at something since....Tuesday....