The first picture completely invalidates the headline.

You are a “ham”.

That’s a good looking bitch.

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He is eating large pizzas with ketchup for sauce. So no.

One who is doopy. Pretty common knowledge, if you ask me.

Only twice did I have to read this!

He got his bloody head tampon knocked off.

Way to go, fuck the D’Backs! And of course fuck Maricopa too. Fuck ‘em all. May they melt to death in that dry heat of hell.

You forgot to add; “And who the fuck is your team?”.

Fine, fine, but how are their living conditions? Anyone puked on? Headphones stolen?

Too bad, they have such a rapey vibe.

I thought Poland was more of a pony country.

These Nimitz class douche canoes haven’t won all week!

Had you gone with 8, I would have believed you and not scrolled back up.

Holy shit, I had no idea. Thank you.

He checks every orifice daily looking for his soul.

Is this a new feature? Have you considered doing this all season??

ROM?

Always and forever. Fuck Bailer.