Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

That seems to me to be the bottom of the slippery slope of the original intent behind creating a comments section on YouTube in the first place and then not killing it with cleansing fire as soon as it became painfully obvious that was the worst idea in the history of the Internet.

Once you got past the seaweed, there was a level where your whole mission was to get run over by the turtle van. I’m almost positive it was purposefully unbeatable. Konami was conditioning us for the inevitable rise of the paywall. Eat shit, Konami.

Ninja, Ninja, LAP! Ninja, Ninja, LAP! Say Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

Yes, what an incredibly new idea they’ve come up with >_>

(to be honest, just hoping somebody stars or comments so I can figure out how scary new Kinja works)

A game starring Norman Reedus with his Norman Feetus

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

I don’t know what he was expecting.