Michigan, regrettably, is a right to work for less, so I'm not sure where the manufacturing would go.

You seem to dedicate a lot of time dumping on a city that apparently no one cares about. I do wonder if the fact that it's a chocolate city plays into it, can't be that.

Waaah, why don't people hate Detroit as much as I do, waaah. Fuck off you big baby.

But how was the croissant?

No, that's the pattern of the Bavarian flag. This competition took place in Reichertshofen - says so on the table - and that's in Bavaria.

JAWOHL!!!

The wurst, I'm told, was exquisite.

This dude right here.

Not in Michigan. No inspections either. Can't complain. There probably should be inspections, but when you're broke it's nice to not have to worry about it.

I only liked this because it insulted Ohio.

Because it has the word Detroit in it and it's great to sing along too. Red Wings fans do the same thing.

Yes, when Detroiters speak of their own city they mean Pontiac and Saint Clair Shoes. Or when people in Berlin say they love Detroit Techno they mean Birmingham and Inkster Techno. But most people, yeah.

No, Metro Detroit refers to the region. That's why the term Metro Detroit exists. When I say Detroit, I mean the city of Detroit. It has a name for a reason.

Do Detroiters get to say they're part of Pontiac? I didn't think so. They're two distinct places. This is not complicated.

Animals have all kinds of personalities. There's aggressive dogs, cats, chickens, whatever, just like there are aggressive people. It could have very well been instinct too. Shepherds will tell you horror stories of dogs that viciously slaughtered their sheep, because the owners did't have them on leashes, all while…

Not only did this shining example of the cat community save this poor boy from that cowardly dog attack, but after chasing off the ruffian (pun intended) it returned to the boy's side. When are we planing a victory arch for this hero?

Selfless? Not so much. People bred dogs to behave the way they do. People even bred dogs to prefer the company of people over other dogs, it's useful trait for work and guard dogs to be loyal. Sadly people also bred a lot of the survival instincts out of dogs, so they fair poorly when abandoned. This isn't anything…

The Model S has has more than its fair share of Mercedes parts.

I feel like A LOT of people who complain about "left lane hogging" just want to go faster and are mad at someone for doing this crazy thing called only going fast enough to safely pass someone. F*** those people. If you're too impatient to drive the same speed as everyone else, you're the problem.

Something tells me you speed a lot.