Why do you think I drastically cut clinical duties when I had my kid? Fuck that noise.

People will pull anything and everything. Meanwhile, when YOU need to find coverage, nothing to be found. Funny how that works, huh?

Oh and can you visualize the FB? Irrigation is good for small stuff and wax, but larger stuff you’re better of going in with forceps. And there’s always booting them to ENT.....

Oh just drama llama crap. Nothing important.

OF COURSE THEY WON’T PAY YOU. AMazing, and yeah, sounds like a day in the life. I shudder at adult medicine for exactly this reason.

I’m afraid to ask what this means.....

I will do my damnedest to make Grim Yelp funny tomorrow but the way this week is going....

Anna, you’re two for two today posting these really sad stories of sexual abuse, so I really hope that you’ve got a fucking hilarious set of “Grim Yelp Reviews” to counterbalance it later.

If I’m being honest, she annoys the shit out of me and I’m pretty sick of hearing about her, but whatevs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Am I the only one who thinks Amy Schumer is overrated?

“in my mind” I didn’t rape anybody is a real Cosby-level excuse

Cherkis points out, too, that Fowley always denied sexually abusing The Runaways, quoted in a 2013 band biography as saying, “They can talk about it until the cows come home but, in my mind, I didn’t make love to anybody in the Runaways nor did they make love to me.” And that may be right, in that “love” is no one’s…

Not that it makes his cheating any less horrible, but that does kind of add a new dimension to Bill Clinton and his cheating. He wasn’t just a philandering womanizing ass: his wife cheated on him and had someone else's child (they were married in 1975, Chelsea was born in 1980). So Hilary is ALSO a big cheating…

I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of…

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

That’s part of the package.

LMAO!

Psssst! Your friend is not a feminist.

I had a ghastly experience with my one birthing experience. The only OB in town had huge hands. Gigantic!!!! And he had pro life posters everywhere. He was cold and took forever to examine me.

Semi-related: a close friend who is a feminist and all that good stuff? When she got married a few years ago she insisted on having a male officiant because a woman ‘just didn’t feel important or ceremonial enough, sorry if that’s not feminist or whatever.’ I just let it go but it still pisses me off - like if someone…