Okay but like I could have SWORN I had dibs on Taylor Kitsch. I suppose since it is Canada Day, I should be gracious and relinquish my claim on that True D to a true Canadian.

hey kinja, are you guys going to allow .gifv files anytime soon?

A partial list of who’s fucked Tiger Woods lately: Torrey Pines, Augusta National, TPC Sawgrass, Muirfield Village, Chambers Bay.

Sex might be the only thing he does anymore that’s below par.

Ironically, Twain found love again with Swiss-born Nestlé exec Frédéric Thiébaud, Marie-Anne’s ex-husband.

I know you’ve already gotten a lot of answers on this, but I do actually understand where you’re coming from on this one. I think it depends on the situation. For me: if it were a position where I’d have to be in the public eye, and my personal career would basically be subsumed into supporting his career, or the…

Valar morghulis.

It’s MY name and I shouldn’t have to give it up. To all the idiots who point out it’s my dad’s name—I was born with it and it’s mine. I’m willing to name children with my partner’s name—but I will not change mine.

Mr. Celette took mine. Because it’s awesome and he should want it.

holy shit.

It's a stretch to call Army of Darkness a horror movie. More like a Three Stooges movie with some monsters thrown in.

My mom packs food for me too anytime I come home to LA from nyc. I get stopped every time at TSA bc the frozen packs of food she packs looks like little bombs. However I was never detained for long once I explained and usually asked if they can have some of the her food (jokingly). Hell no (not jokingly)

More like a choke-slamming of the chicken...

We must not forget the Enrique Iglesias Drone Attack Injury of 2015.

hand job

Slammed his hand in a door just to feel SOMETHING.

Well, the video is from Army of Darkness... Or maybe Evil Dead 2? I can’t say where the humorous subtitle came from.

They have destructive relationships, rarely admit they're wrong, or rationalize away evidence or experiences contradictory to their worldview—even if that evidence is right in front of their faces.