He can’t believe that guy is named Umtiti either.

And THIS time, he’s serious, you guys.

wow, what a hero -_-

And some weakass Republicans will condemn these statements and become media heroes before voting for every single thing he proposes. Looking at you, Ben Sasse.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Maybe Beltre doesn’t want people touching his head cuz they can feel how much bigger its gotten since he took all those steroids. Stay woke, fokes

*Scans list*

The Right Way IPA, by Unwritten Rule Breweries

At least the truck stood its ground...

Screw these guys. If you have to do something illegal to get your job done, in what is a massively bias system in your favor, then you’re a crappy cop.

That probably should have only been a double, but once the baking soda came into play, there was an extra base.

If the Beach Boys’ “Kokomo” was a tournament, the USMNT would find a way to finish off the podium.

People not only watch the show, but they’ll talk to you about it under the assumption that you’re quite familiar with it.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

That is a Vince Carter-dunking-on-Frederic-Weis-level quote.

It’s a tough race between them and people who say that they are their pets’ “mom.”

The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

Yeah, but unless you can cite another example of Curt being right about something, you’re just insulting broken clocks.

Maybe a gun. Or maybe not. Looked like one to me...but I’ve seen enough videos to know that it’s very easy to be fooled by a video.

He added that Ritze’s comments“caught many of us by surprise, because that’s not the direction that we talked about.”