*Scans list*

The Right Way IPA, by Unwritten Rule Breweries

At least the truck stood its ground...

Screw these guys. If you have to do something illegal to get your job done, in what is a massively bias system in your favor, then you’re a crappy cop.

That probably should have only been a double, but once the baking soda came into play, there was an extra base.

If the Beach Boys’ “Kokomo” was a tournament, the USMNT would find a way to finish off the podium.

People not only watch the show, but they’ll talk to you about it under the assumption that you’re quite familiar with it.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

That is a Vince Carter-dunking-on-Frederic-Weis-level quote.

It’s a tough race between them and people who say that they are their pets’ “mom.”

The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

Yeah, but unless you can cite another example of Curt being right about something, you’re just insulting broken clocks.

Maybe a gun. Or maybe not. Looked like one to me...but I’ve seen enough videos to know that it’s very easy to be fooled by a video.

I think it’s the fans, mostly.

If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

He added that Ritze’s comments“caught many of us by surprise, because that’s not the direction that we talked about.”

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?

None of that is a constitutional right, except for the buying of a firearm.

It is when you pass a Voter ID law and then immediately shut down all the DMVs in minority-majority areas.

Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.