That is a Vince Carter-dunking-on-Frederic-Weis-level quote.

It’s a tough race between them and people who say that they are their pets’ “mom.”

The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

Yeah, but unless you can cite another example of Curt being right about something, you’re just insulting broken clocks.

Maybe a gun. Or maybe not. Looked like one to me...but I’ve seen enough videos to know that it’s very easy to be fooled by a video.

I think it’s the fans, mostly.

If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

He added that Ritze’s comments“caught many of us by surprise, because that’s not the direction that we talked about.”

OK

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?

None of that is a constitutional right, except for the buying of a firearm.

It is when you pass a Voter ID law and then immediately shut down all the DMVs in minority-majority areas.

Bellinger’s swing is a mix of Ken Griffey Jr. and a beer league softball guy trying to prove how big his dick is with his swing.

Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.

Actually, yes, Fox News, fake Facebook news and Russian trolls turned a pretty normal and boring politician into what many in this country now viciously characterize as some kind of monster.

This nails it:

Breaking 2:

Looks like a “How To” cheat sheet for indy wrestlers ring names. Tonight in a prebroken table, one ladder and a plastic chair match! The team of Calder Hale and Jaxson Cross vs. Ryley Cannon and Ridley Tyson!