I think it’s the fans, mostly.

If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

He added that Ritze’s comments“caught many of us by surprise, because that’s not the direction that we talked about.”

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?

None of that is a constitutional right, except for the buying of a firearm.

It is when you pass a Voter ID law and then immediately shut down all the DMVs in minority-majority areas.

Bellinger’s swing is a mix of Ken Griffey Jr. and a beer league softball guy trying to prove how big his dick is with his swing.

Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.

This nails it:

Breaking 2:

Looks like a “How To” cheat sheet for indy wrestlers ring names. Tonight in a prebroken table, one ladder and a plastic chair match! The team of Calder Hale and Jaxson Cross vs. Ryley Cannon and Ridley Tyson!

Your comment sounds like a Chinese women trying to describe sex.

To be fair, our new healthcare system will just be handing out prescription opioids and completely ignoring long-term health issues, so the metaphor here works.

I think the more apt sports analogy would be that Trump hit his tee shot on a par 3 into the far bunker but some siccofant tossed the ball onto the green, 2 feet from the pin while the other members of Trump’s foursome complimented him on his skills...

10. Lando Calrissian

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

The next time you go to travel, I am certain you would be 100% ok with being detained by the police and searched rectally for bombs for twelve hours.

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

You know the correct answer is “waffles.”