“Actually you better watch your mouth white boy, before I stick these gators up your ass and show your insides some style!”

HE told a story on The Champs podcast about how he got out the Army early because of Storm Thrumond. Apparently his grandkids where huge Fans of his brother so they asked Eddie to make a personal appearance. Eddie said he would only do it if they could get his brother released early from the Army, he pulled some…

Charlie Murphy walks up to the Pearly Gates and as he enters, feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and take a blow to the forehead.

Barack Obama.

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

So many numbers and I have no idea what any of them mean. It’s like watching CNBC

Easy. He doesn’t mention him in his article.

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

John Elway!

It’s already catching on in the States too.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

Getting rid of EPA, getting rid of Department of Education, tweet something that the media will latch onto and no one will notice, it’s the best possible idea in our kept up kardashian world. he can set in motion whatever he wants and mitigate the backlash by doing something dumb.

“These people have awful names.”

HOT TAKE ALERT!

- @gehrig38

Literally in college we just called them “White Chocolate,” “Motorcycle,” and “Shotgun”.