Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

Getting rid of EPA, getting rid of Department of Education, tweet something that the media will latch onto and no one will notice, it’s the best possible idea in our kept up kardashian world. he can set in motion whatever he wants and mitigate the backlash by doing something dumb.

“These people have awful names.”

HOT TAKE ALERT!

- @gehrig38

Literally in college we just called them “White Chocolate,” “Motorcycle,” and “Shotgun”.

Remember:

I understand what you are saying, but I’d imagine that to a black person, a white guy waving the Confederate flag is a message of “I wish that you black people were once again property of white people.”

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

“Technical foul for doing something I don’t understand and will never be capable of doing.” - Wonder Bread Ref

Yes. Are people still asking that question regularly?

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

You’re looking at it. It works great.

Carmelo after his trade to the Clippers: “Look at this video. You can pass man. I don’t know why you keep scoring when you can pass it to me.”

I hear that St. Louis tried the old “Do you want to discuss the hacking scandal, or watch Mark McGwire hit some dingers?” trick in the hopes of avoiding punishment.

What the hell are you talking about? There is no “discharge petition” in the US Senate by which 51 Senators can override the Majority Leader. That only exists in the House. The Senate Majority Leader has full and complete control over what gets scheduled for a vote. There’s no way around that.

And, as you said, those…

Cardinals GM: [dials up Astros GM] Looks like we have to send you a couple of draft picks, do you want to make those selections yourself or should we just work off the list that we have?