Carmelo after his trade to the Clippers: “Look at this video. You can pass man. I don’t know why you keep scoring when you can pass it to me.”

I hear that St. Louis tried the old “Do you want to discuss the hacking scandal, or watch Mark McGwire hit some dingers?” trick in the hopes of avoiding punishment.

What the hell are you talking about? There is no “discharge petition” in the US Senate by which 51 Senators can override the Majority Leader. That only exists in the House. The Senate Majority Leader has full and complete control over what gets scheduled for a vote. There’s no way around that.

And, as you said, those…

Cardinals GM: [dials up Astros GM] Looks like we have to send you a couple of draft picks, do you want to make those selections yourself or should we just work off the list that we have?

I’m a Journeyman Ironworker out of Local 709 Savannah Ga. January 20 @ 1159 I quit my job building a DOE/NNSA fuel processing facility. I couldn’t fathom even technically working for Trump for 1 minute. I had a new job Monday @ 0600. I can afford to put principles in front of paychecks because I work Union. Organize…

Trump is just as bad as Hillary guys! The DNC cheated Bernie so let’s protest vote! Let’s stay home! They both suck equally!

I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

This is how the Trump administration will put over the dismantling of American civil society for the next four years: by banking on whipped, boot-licking reporters so committed to the performance of empty impartiality and the maintenance of access

Welp, Schilling’s got my vote! America needs a guy who sticks to his guns in the face of overwhelming evidence that he’s totally, dead-fucking wrong.

Team couldn’t talk him out of it.

The argument I’ve seen is “that’s because unlike Obama supporters, Trump supporters HAVE JOBS.”

A step in the right direction? He didn’t want to get invited to the mayors house...he wanted to not be harassed by police for walking outside.

Less go shake der hans

...they can trademark (and profit from) them!

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

“We just have to go back to the drawing board and try harder next year. We’ve parted ways with our coaching staff, and have already started bungling efforts to hire a new one. Now join me in the dance of sadness, as is our annual tradition.”

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
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I’m sure the kid has already experienced a lot of misery from living most of his life in a state governed by Scott Walker.