It’s the internationally recognized language of heterosexual platonic love.

“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.” - Mitch Hedberg

I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

And yet, the broken cell phone was the best highlight of the day involving this poor girl.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

Ballin’ in windpants like someone’s goddamn dad smh.

“YOU PAID FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU’RE ONLY GOING TO NEED THE EDGE.”

Losing to the Reds should count as two losses, and beating them should count as nothing.

A fresh lawsuit from T.J. Maxx, funded by Peter Thiel, should be filed momentarily.

The 30-inch Zyla

If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…

Still has one of the best soundtracks in any baseball video game as well.

You’re asking “what chance MLS has to compete” when it is already competing. MLS has expanded to 20 teams (nearly all of which have their own stadiums now), has signed several high profile international stars close to if not quite in their prime, and has average attendance figures on par with the Mexican, Argentinian,…