As much of a dick that Escobar is, this seems like an umpire we should get to know

The Bulls winning their first championship in ‘91. We were on vacation at Disney World. I remember crying because I thought that meant they wouldn’t be a team anymore. I was 6 and apparently didn’t know how sports worked.

I noticed that on my 2nd watch of the video. It’s impressive these guys are so in to their in-ring persona, they don’t drop it even in a moment like that

A true professional, Austin. Didn’t break kayfabe when given the opportunity to ACTUALLY beat the shit out of a guy.

And its not like pitchers don’t have some practice in the outfield; they’re usually the ones shagging fly balls during batting practice. Not saying that’s the same as in-game action, but it’s not like they’re on the moon out there. If Matt Holliday or Nelson Cruz can play LF, then a relatively athletic pitcher like…

The Heaters?

Rose was definitely the right move at the time, as shown by his rookie season. Now taking LaMarcus Aldridge over Tyrus Thomas is the move that would have led to a championship.

Civ VI?? More Like Civ VI to Midnight...

The most glaring gap between the U.S. and the world’s best has long been midfield play. The U.S. can never seem to put together 3-4 good, short, quick passes to get out of trouble/ start an attack. A pass is often, just a little off, which leads to a bad first touch, which leads to another bad pass, which leads to a…

Before the run, I had a joke going with one of my friends from KC that, based on the bizarre things he would do, Ned Yost was actively trying to get fired and no one cared enough to actually do it. Now he looks like a damn baseball genius.

The Kansas City Royals’ run to the 2014 World Series. Had to come back twice against the A’s in the Wild Card game and didn’t lose again until the World Series.

LeBron better watch out; sounds like SAS has a thing for his wife. And possibly him as well.

“Last weekend, I help my friend stay put. It was way easier than helping him move. I just went over to his house and made sure he did not start to load shit in to a truck.”

You just came up with the premise for the first ever ska-country song.

And let’s be honest here: Rich, white kid’s rich, white dad probably has some rich, white golf buddies that will give rich, white kid a job.

I feel like that basketball video ended when it did because he got his shit tossed.

Don’t go to a high school. Or college. Or an elementary school.

It will be so, so sweet when/if the Brewers pass them

Why is Chuck E. Cheese the home plate umpire?

Amazing that Matthew Dellavedova was able to make it to Oakland in time for Game 1 after his Pennsylvania court date.