As a long-time Patriots fan, I almost feel like this was more like 36 years - almost to the day - in the making, as it was some kind of karmic retribution for the Snow Plow game.

I did sucky

You’ve had a mustang this whole time and you’ve been making me read about your Jeep?!?! This is why i have trust issues

Good, screw these people. Hope it messes up their cars. Just driving onto someones lawn like that... taste the karma. 

“LET’S LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM HANDLE THIS BEFORE WE RUSH TO ANY CONCLUSIONS”

This season feels like a Nats fan found a monkey’s paw and wished that the team wouldn’t lose in the first round of the playoffs again.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

“Why is the body off the frame?”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I would absolutely watch a Wide World of Sports that was just Darren Rovell attempting basic motor skills.

How is it even an option when its “included”, do you have the choice of getting one with a bone dry tank.?

Just Leaf it alone. They had a Micra scopic chance of winning.

Quit it right now. Datsunuff.

Oh boy do I have a story... I will try to keep it short and sweet. Some years ago, before kids and responsibilities, a bowling league partner fell asleep in his 94 3kGT VR4 and spun off the road and backed it square into a tree at about 30-40mph. Totaling it, from the rear wheels back. Offer 300 for it, drag it back…

Or the money to keep em quiet

WOW! Options totalling 60% of the vehicle price? Is that the first modern Porsche sold in the US?

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

I have news for you that you might want to sit down for: your parents didn’t come out of the room for this event because they were fucking.