Steph, do you want to get punched by Buzz Aldrin? Because this is how you get punched by Buzz Aldrin.

Jeez, he really hates the Rockets

Pac-12 Refs would have ejected the ice for targeting. 

I’ll really miss his “Suitcase of courage”

Really a significant loss for pro cycling and pro cycling broadcast coverage. Having been a pro himself (primarily as a domestique), he could not only identify the obstacles difficulties riders face, he could also relate it all to his audience in terms that both casual and ardent fans could appreciate. In addition, he…

Nice! I say their first three games are played against the Canadiens to see who really won the 1919 Stanley Cup. Influenza be damned!

“Dorados? Goddamnit, I thought you said Doritos.” - Maradona, in his mind

So, rather than design a new fender, TVR just... filled in the holes.

Willing to bet $20k in AAPL stocks that he’s a #ProRelForUSA zealot.

Sadly, it’s the lesser known of Irish patriotic chants.

Jon: When I was a junior in high school I was a convenience store clerk at a truck stop. I had to clean pubes and blood off in the showers.

It’s all this unwritten rules bullshit. We need to sacrifice a live Brian McCann while Yasiel Puig hits one out and flips his bat into the upper deck.

You had the chance to say “parting gif” and you blew it.

Fuck. I hate it when a response to my comment is destined to get more stars than my original comment.

Glaring omission:

“Aww, man ... you made friends with ‘em. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.”

Maybe he figured the NDA that Jimmy John’s employees sign would cover his dickishness.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

Ah, Rockwell, nepotism at its finest.

Here is said object of his affection. The lovely Mrs. Alice Hoffman-Trobeck