You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

That makes me want to be a dad. I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to be a dad before.

I wish catalytic converters worked the way the author described. Every car would have an afterburner, there would be flames everywhere on the road. It would be awesome.

“In general, used Xterras seem to undercut similarly straight-looking 4Runners by at least $1,000"

If they really want to tease you about the future release of this car, they should show it wrapped around a tree.

Whatever they call it I want to punch the drivers in the face, with a brick.

That has to be one of the most stupid fucking things I have ever seen...............

MY PORTABLE HOLE! GIVE THAT BACK

The speed holes make it faster

This one is the best.

Neither did I. This is beyond sad.

These fucking shit fucking fuckers

I didn’t even know that this was a thing. Who is it for?

I see your caliper paint and raise you drum brakes painted in any color. Yes, advertise to the world that you have brakes from the dawn of automotive engineering on your car. That’ll intimidate my multi piston brembos for sure....

K&N stickers or any other CAI stickers, or anyone who brags about CAI.

Double stick tape superchargers. 100% of people with these cannot change their own oil.

Factory calipers painted a bright color by the owner. Bonus points if they are sliding calipers, double bonus of any part which is not the actual caliper casting is also painted, such as the backs of the brake pad, anti-rattle clip, bleeder nipple etc.

No, you’re actually wrong on this one. The Nurburgring is especially bumpy - much more so than you’d expect a freeway to be, so if your car suspension is hard, you’re probably going to have a sore back after driving Nurburgring as well.

Here’s a handy guide for how to react:

Man, if you’re scared I have no hope.