How in the world could he remember them if (as he claims) he never met them? He will sue. Believe me.

Didn’t she just give birth to these kids a few years ago? Are they growing up in soap opera years? Or is it the chia-purple kale-cactus juice?

“Man” is short for Manny, as in Manny Booker. Hello? 5th grade history. Everything isn’t about women, you know!

Most artists are self absorbed. See: history

Think is, Yeez, the pageant will still happen in spite of your boycott. And no one will miss your sour-ass puss.

I believe there is a shaman in Peru that has the ability to focus on making diseases evaporate. Diseased people that thrive on attention and cause disease to other humans (and probably animals and some gold sprayed plant life) deserve to evaporate. Ass cancer is too tedious. Just “poof...gone”. Nightmare over,…