schnook.

by the way all of the typos in my previous comment are indicative of how much I care

it's always so weird when dorks appropriate what they think is "cool" by way of monkey-see monkey-do. I keep thinking that he got his "faux-hawk" at a hair cuttery in a mall while garth brooks what playing. Aftward he probably pops over to the payless to buy his knock off converse to go with the hoodie he bought off…

If I am not mistaken, don't they buy those covers? Kind of like people are "awarded" a "star" on the walk of "fame."

the laugh this one elicited was indeed a tad more belly based. Thank you!

I am amazed at how happy it made me to find out that two people I've never met before are getting hitched. I think that says something about me and the state of things.

he will, give it time, he will...

I always feel like Vice and Jezebel are a couple. Jez is the gf that calls him on his shit and after articles like this will end up having make up sex...

I can literally feel the crush building in my...bod. The Vegas pictures planted the seed and it's been germinating ever since...

I could teach her son a few things about life.