Only Paul Ryan could have managed such a coup, wringing a spectacular defeat from the jaws of victory.

True, plus he’s saying that he will veto whatever they might pass later in order to make good on his threat to keep Obamacare in place if they don’t capitulate now. And we all know that’s bullshit.

He never cared about this and would rather it fails. He just wanted to check it off the list so he won’t have to think about complicated stuff anymore. He gets to throw up his hands, say “I tried, but they betrayed you,” and move on without doing the hard work of making a new plan happen.

He is just so desperate to put a W on the board that he is throwing his weight behind this used tissue of a bill that is going to be dead on arrival in the senate. Donnie all we should be talking about is your FBI investigation!

What’s hilarious about all of this is that if you take him at his word (i.e. that Obamacare is a horrible system that is hurting people), then he’s essentially willing to saddle America with terrible healthcare out of SPITE.

Tired, and the kind of people who have sex once a week. ALL HAIL SHORT BOOZEY VACATIONS, FUCK RESPONSIBILITIES!

Of course, there’s also no Plan B if the health care plan does pass.

Sixty-one point 39

Right? It’s not concern trolling if it’s straight-up “you look sick and I hope this means you’ll be dying soon and removing yourself from humanity’s list of problems”.

Dairy farmers in WI are upset with ICE and the administration because they’re taking away the undocumented workers who work on their farms. Now they don’t know who is going to take those jobs.

that took me a moment to get, but then i practically banh’ed mi head on the desk when i did - you should have seen me spring up and roll around laughing!

That may be, but you are quite masterful nonetheless. I, on the other hand, Nikita give it up....

Anastasia? I hardly know ya!

It’s funny because they shot the kids.

Mikhail to the Master of Puns!

I definitely read “ducks” as “dicks” at first glance. Now THAT would have been a good question.

Tzar you kidding me?

that leading space, four dot ellipses and then trailing space was a nice bit of poetic stalin, cj4.