It needs to kill him just a little harder.

Fuck Trump vodka. Popov — cheap, decent, gets the job done. Unlike Trump.

I did this when I was 11, and to this day I still won’t rake the leaves. Fuck you dad

“Write a note to yourself about what you would never do. And when you come to the line, don’t cross it.”

You gotta fear that if a law like this passes, how many other states are going to try to do the same. Just like the flood of anti-abortion laws that have popped up all over the place.

Wow! I’ve been paying way too much attention to the national shit-show, and clearly not enough to the local one...

Same!

I second Accesskathryn — I also fucking love your goddamn community, and I’m going to do everything in my power to make sure your community is safe, happy, and full citizens in every way in our society.

As a longtime ally, I fucking love your goddamn community, too.

As a queer, I want to say that I fucking love our goddamn community.

Meanwhile in Indiana:

“It has never been used for the rehabilitation of species. It’s been used for control of the land,”

Sociopathy.

You’d think they’d have learned that after the overblown election coverage.

These two twiddledicks are running to each other’s defense every time something’s said, but no they’re not colluding at all!

HOW DARE PUTIN CLAIM HIS HOOKERS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICA’S. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WHORE.

You might not want windows to decide unilaterally to shut down all your open programs and start installing updates instead, without your consent.