I’m with you. I’ve taken my stand on this before, but the official Chris Order is 1) Evans, 2) Hemsworth, 3) Pine, 4) Pratt.

If I’m gonna spend $40k on a car it’s gonna be on a Porsche I lusted after, not some tarted-up Civic. 

Here are a few familiar classics that won’t totally distract you:

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

If these alegation are true, homegirl should have blown his shit up then and there and filed a police report. Going behind the law and trying to keep it out of the media really makes her seem like an opertunistic gold digger...not a victim.

I’ve said this before, I’ll say it again, it would be really neato if you guys could prefix these “Hey look a neat app” articles with the platforms supported, [iOS/Android] or [iOS] or [Android].

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Valid reason to wear something: “Because I liked it.”

Somewhere uncomfortable. Like the back of a Volkswagen.

I love sleeping in bed with pets! My current kitty will occasionally sleep in the bed with me and my husband, but she goes through phases (one week it will be in bed, the next on a nightstand, etc.)

Sadly most drivers today haven’t the slightest idea what “yield” means...

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO ONE WANTS A SEX AND THE CITY 3!!!!

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH

Now that Chris Pine is Comic-Book-Dead in the DCEU, Marvel should step up and hire him for a role in the MCU.

Judge Judy Sheindlin is an American icon and gem. She ought to be treasured and beloved, not disrespected. Shame on you!

The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

BREAKING: Meh Buys Bleh

They make these gewgaws because they allow aspirational shoppers to own a luxury item. It’s like buying a Louis Vuitton keychain.