I say this in my car when someone insists on going slowly in front of me. It helps my road rage.

I wore Spanx for my sister’s wedding. That thing came off right after photos were done. I looked like a goddamn sausage.

My husband is a lymphoma survivor. R-CHOP (with the R being Rituxan) is a common chemotherapy cocktail for treating lymphoma. He also got “maintenance” doses of Rituxan as part of a clinical trial to see if it keeps him (and others) in remission longer. I don’t know much about off-label use of medications, but with RA…

See also: Heatherette (do they still exist? apparently not. thank Cthulhu.)

Have you “trained” it to recognize your voice? It seriously helps.

He used a fresh chile, so the oils are on the tampon. Not sure what kind of chiles have powder in them....

I love these! I use one at night to take my (minimal) makeup off. I use Cetaphil in the morning.

Petco PALS is pretty good. Spend $100 on anything in the store, get a $5 off anything coupon. I buy my cats’ food there, so it only takes about a couple months to get one.

I have this bag. Which they apparently don’t make anymore. I love it. The nylon is a nice, non-shiny fabric (the solid color ones are just too shiny. They look cheap.), it has a zipper pocket on the inside, a slip pocket on the outside and it zips closed. The straps are long enough to wear on my shoulder (and I have…

Most checking accounts in the US *don’t* come with overdraft protection. If you want that, you generally have to have a savings account attached and money in that account, or it’s a line of credit that you have to apply for.

If you’re being sarcastic, not cool.

Too bad Clarkson didn’t have good times with his Ford GT. It was in the shop more than he was in it.

YES. It was so cringe-worthy to hear Booth say “Let’s get in the Highlander and....” Ugh. Poor David Boreanaz.

I know a few actual writers (as in they get paid) who use Dragon Dictation instead of typing.

Don’t really like chai, but thanks for the tip! I think my husband would try that.

Starbucks adds water to their already-brewed iced teas when you order them. If you like a stronger tea flavor, ask for it without water.

Just like you can ask for their iced tea with no water. Starbucks is very amenable to modifications.

Checking in from Connecticut! My heat is electric, so my bill goes up in the winter. The lowest bills are in the spring and fall because I don’t need to have the heat or a/c on.

42DDD checking in. Lane Bryant makes good, affordable sports bras for those of us with huge boobs.

The one in the screencap above (I refuse to remember their names) needs to fire her plastic surgeon asap. She looks terrible.