I’ve had Simple for almost two years now, and with the exception of a hiccup here and there, I’m pretty happy with them. They’re online-only, don’t charge a single fee, have a network of fee-free ATMs, and their customer service is friendly and spot-on.

You know that Pinkham is now over at Wonkette? BCO has been renamed Off The Menu.

Eh, it’s all good. My parents would *not* have them take a car service. They want to meet them at the airport. When I say “them”, I mean their three grandchildren they haven’t seen in person for 8 months.

I avoid driving down there at all costs. The only time I drive is when I’m picking someone up at the airport, and that only happens once or twice a year. Otherwise, I take the train in.

They could, but they have 3 little kids (7, 4, 1). And for where my parents live, the Harlem line is closer. Plans are already made, anyway. I’m just bitching. I don’t have to drive, but I offered so I’ll suck it up.

Esme is also a character in the Twilight books. Your argument is invalid because no one gets your reference.

They are renting a car. Well, my dad has rented one for them and we’re bringing it down (with another car because too many people for one car) because it’s way cheaper to rent a car from an office where my parents live than from JFK. I’ll get through it. I drive for a living anyway, but NY traffic is a different beast.

Not an option. They’re flying in from Germany. Home is northwest Connecticut. We’re not millionaires.

BWAHAHAHA!! I have to drive to JFK that day to pick up my brother and his family. Oh god, I’m going to die. Or kill someone. I think I’m going to have to take a Xanax or 3 first.

I do not have that feature on my Moto G running Lollipop. So it may be just a Samsung thing.

I’ve tested negative for the antibodies recently. So, if it comes back, there’s not much I can do about it anyway.

This is *exactly* what I think. I’ve had Lyme. Went on antibiotics for a month, I’m fine now, 13 years later. I understand that if it isn’t caught early, it is much more difficult to treat. However, the fact that she hasn’t gotten other opinions or even treatments is really suspect to me.

And Iron Man 2.

I’ve never heard most of those songs or their “performers”. I’m an Old and proud of it. Now, which Dave Matthews Band album should I listen to next?

My love for Tim Gunn grows greater everyday. I realize he’s gay (and asexual), but I would leave my husband for him.

Yeah, I did the same Google search. I have no idea how anything works anymore. There’s even “vanity sizing” which is ridiculous. (Target, I’m lookin’ at you with your Ava + Viv collection.)

Her waist measurement is 33”. In most US clothing retailers, that’s a 10 or 12. I realize that she’s French, and the sizing is different. But I’m a fat American.

She’s a size 10/12. In my world, that’s not plus-size. Lane Bryant’s smallest size is a 14. I understand that high fashion is different, but holy hell. I thought we were done with all this size shit.

This is the best Christmas song ever.

Deal.