Good to know, thanks.

Haven’t gotten blood on the wall. I do enjoy taking it out in the shower. I feel like Janet Leigh in Psycho. Or do I mean Norman Bates?

FYI, you are supposed to replace them every year.

Do it. I wasn’t sure if I was, but I went for it back in December. It’s fantastic. I haven’t had any issues with leakage. There’s a learning curve for insertion, but you quickly figure out what works for you. And think of all the money you’ll save on disposables. I got mine from Luna Pads (.com), and it came with a…

You want cats in bowties? Follow @catinberlin on instagram. They *make* bowties for cats.

Please tell me this is satire and I can go back to living my shitty life and not jump off a bridge. PLEASE?????

Why do you hate joy?

I laughed so hard at this I woke up my cat and she’s now glaring at me. #teamfilling 4 lyfe, yo!

So according to the Hillary campaign, the press doesn’t vote?

Are you me? Because I had mini Reese’s with wine (it was a cab, but still) the other day!

Right?! I got roped into a product demo at BJ’s a while back and the salesman kept talking about how this cleaner was “chemical free”. The first ingredient is water. I wanted to point out to him that water is a chemical, but my husband wouldn’t let me cause a scene. He likes our membership.

That’s nice. My sister-in-law who is in the German Army (I’m American) is on a year of maternity leave, which is standard and paid. The USA needs to catch up with the rest of the civilised world.

I lived in Rochester for 7 years. Watkins Glen is beautiful. And don’t forget that the Finger Lakes Wine Festival happens every year at the track.

I prefer to shower at night in the summer. So I go to bed with wet hair and when I wake up, I run a flat iron over it all (more on my bangs so they look non-80s). Then up it goes into a French twist or ponytail.

It’s traditional in some Hispanic cultures that girls get mom’s last name and boys get dad’s. You could do that.

I’m sure she does. But good genes also can account for a more robust metabolism, which helps you stay thinner with less effort.

Not that it matters, but yes I am fat, fuckyouverymuch.

Good genes.

Needs more stars.

I lived in Rochester NY for 7 years. I miss Wegmans with every fiber of my being.