Yo girl, I now have that excuse as well! #nopanties #banbritches

Thanks grouse :)

I'm sorry, that sounds awful. :( Does the steroid cream help your lady bits at least?

I have NO IDEA. You know how Web MD can usually at least diagnose you with a strange disease and/or cancer and you glean mild satisfaction from your research at least knowing how you're doomed to spend your last days? The internet was NO HELP AT ALL. I seriously have no idea how this grape-sized fucker is going to be…

OH MY GOD. That is a horror story and a half!! You poor thing. :(

I see your skin problems and raise you vagina problems. I can never decide if I hate my complexion or my cooch more.

I bask in the memories haha. It sure makes a day fly by!

He looks like a chicken. Someone alert Jessica Simpson - SHE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.

All the internet hugs to you madame, ALL OF 'EM.

I totally understand how you feel too. I don't know if I'm just an outrageously horny individual or what, but after I've had good sex, I will think about it night and day for at least 3 or 4 days.

I'm very sorry that your boss acted like such an outrageously selfish, patronizing, and insensitive twat. I'm extremely happy for you that you're finally going to be a mama! It sounds like you will be AWESOME. Now go tell someone that you trust and know will give you the reaction that you deserve. :)

Turn it into a FWB relationship? I had an excellent "one-night-stand" that ended up being a series of hookups because it was so damn good. We still hook up when we're both single.

I'm very sorry to hear that. My kitty, who had never been gone for longer than 2 days prior, was gone for 3 weeks once and showed up just fine - don't give up :)

I really like the idea of getting hitched on the down low until we can afford the big shebang that our families will expect.

Oh that totally sucks and sounds like EXACTLY what I had going on. Have a look at this and maybe take it with you to the doc -http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Some of us do! That's my jam!

Spironolactone! I've tried literally everything else in the book. Assuming you're a woman over 20 who has acne on her jaw line, anterior/lateral neck, and/or chest and back (ie. a hormonal pattern), it would be something to look into. Almost no side effects!! :)

I just went on a new acne med that has actually cleared my skin after a decade of trying different things with little/no results (FUCKING YAY). I have neeeeever been so lazy with my makeup in my life. Now that I'm not trying to distract people from my shitty skin, I don't bother with anything except darkening my…

Yep haha, he definitely is. I'm starting to get better, but sometimes I still accidentally feed trolls like this dude. :(

Still missing the point.