“Hey, stop stealing my ideas.” - Adam Sandler

Ah yes, the traditional Japanese name “Huki Muki.”

The only acceptable kind of yellow face.

There’s a good quote in the article along the lines of “Zach Greinke just signed a $200 million contract. I doubt he cares about how nice the locker room is.” So maybe paying players would reduce the need to impress them with stuff like this.

Wait, are we for paying athletes or against murky worlds?

“Kids today are soft. I mean Laser tag? LASER TAG?!? Back in the day at UF we didn’t have fancy laser guns to shoot at each other. We had to use rusty old 9mm’s.” -Aaron Hernandez UF Class of ‘11

That you Leaf?

Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

It’s like deja vu all over again. The same thing happened at Toys R Us back in the nineties when Dennis Rodman and Michael Jordan were on their way out of the store with some children’s toys, and were physically accosted by some beefy security guards.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.

With that schedule I think it's safe to say he isn't there to play school

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Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

Depends on your perspective? “Erin” is an Anglicized version of “Eirinn”, which is one of the forms in Gaelic for “Eire” = i.e., Ireland. “Eireann” is the genitive, like “of Ireland,” so the Dail Eireann is, literally, “Assembly of Ireland” (one of the houses of their legislature).

“Hey hun, would you mind spending the next couple of hours watching something that you have zero interest in?”

The Heartbeats by Dre collection will be available by Christmas?

Truly a hair-raising experience.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.