As far as I can tell, “has a digital readout and/ or exposed wires” as the totality of their criteria for “could be mistaken for a bomb”

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

I mean it is just so wrong...everyone knows urine is the best way to mark territory.

I need to understand how anyone could come to the conclusion that throwing semen on someone is acceptable practice.

That.... was goddamn fantastic

Except for this:

Plus just-grilled food is better than warmed-up food.

DUDE, NSFW! I seriously laughed so hard, everyone was staring.

It’s just so fucking ridiculous that you think you get to undermine HER motivations behind this act. She isn’t trying to convert you, proselytize to you, or otherwise make you agree with her. Literally NO ONE asked what you think about her religious beliefs. Idiot.

No one cares what you’re in love with, that’s the point. Maybe next time she does a heroic act of activism, she can ask you for your specifications of what you want to see. But until then, no one cares.

Maybe her faith in God, faith that He will provide for her (“The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want”) gave her the courage and strength to do this. I didn’t see you up there on the flag pole, so why don’t you pipe the fuck down?

That thigh gap tho

Black people have all the illegal guns. Can’t argue with facts.

Either Chuck Todd and the others at Meet the Press are overt bigots ( I doubt), or subconsciously bigoted ( oh, absolutely). Days after an avowed white racist bent on a race war shoots and kills nine innocent black americans in a fucking CHURCH, how many layers of writers, producers, etc. did this piece have to go…

High and driving? Treat them like drunk drivers, maybe a little moreso if necessary. Because bad and dangerous.

Every time I see someone refer to it as “dipping”, I automatically assume it's like how Dairy Queen dips their soft serve into the candy shell stuff. Because dipping is a bad and dumb way to say scooping.

Nobody deserves to have their life ruined for using any kind of drug. But using drugs or drink and then driving is the act of a selfish arsehole who deserves to be caught and punished.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again — “dipping” is a bad and dumb way to say “scooping,” no matter where you’re from.