Should have chosen Subway

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

This is a good joke except Rio is in the Southern Hemisphere too...

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

YUSSSS. “What I do is not up to you” is the tagline I have been waiting my whole life for.

Sigh.

I supported Bernie Sanders during the primary, but I am starting to turn towards Hillary. Trump makes George W. Bush look like a foreign policy expert. I liked Bernie’s ideas and I hope that Clinton adopts some, but I will stand with her as the next president of these United States. Whoa, that felt weird to write. But…

We need to make “Trumpster Fire” catch on.

The narratives that have built up about Clinton being a terrible campaigner and Trump being a political genius are going to change now that we’re (almost)into the general election. She’s going to destroy him, and I’m going to love watching it.

ALL HAIL

I would gladly surrender to elephant overlords.